Welcome to the bloopers.
I feel like we haven't messed up too bad.
Well, I haven't.
Yeah. Well, that's to be discussed, but okay.
[laughter]
- Here we go. - Ready to rock.
Rolling. Everybody ready.
Have a great take, everybody. A lot of energy.
Hey! Hey!
Beck! Beck! Ahh!
- I'm a virgin. - [sneezes]
- I'm so sorry, dude. - [laughter]
I was trying so hard not to sneeze.
[man] That's what's called an extreme close-up.
- Extreme close-up! Whoa! - [man] That's pretty close.
How much blood did you donate to... [babbles] What is it?
Parker...
Parker, how much blood did you donate to... before this trip?
We're almost there.
- You shut the thing on my [bleep] line. - [laughs]
Back home, I had a sick closet full of mostly John Varvavatos.
[laughter]
If you want to hook up with some random chick in a...
- On a chicken? - [groans]
I'll do my best to make this mean something.
[both laugh]
He's laughing. No, we got it. I got this. I got this.
My scene partner is breaking.
- Can you see my face? - No.
- Not at all? So I can smile through it? - Yeah, you can smile.
It's been an honor.
[laughs]
Are you kidding? Your whole body's moving.
Maybe we don't shake hands. We'll just do this.
Thank you.
[laughter]
He just ran out.
Why me?
'Cause I want you to stop by that Chinese-West Indian place,
Wings N Tings, and pick us up some food before you come back.
Now, take it!
Like a grandmother?
- [man 2, indistinct] - [woman] Yeah.
- Like a grand... - [woman] Like a grandmother.
- Like a grandmother, darling. - [laughter]
[laughs]
Nice to meet you.
[man 3] Tom, get a tiny bit closer.
- [laughs] Oh, God. - [man 3] Not that far.
- Come on. - Come back.
- It's just a lot to take in. - [laughs]
- You just laughed at my performance. - You were looking around so far
till you couldn't look at me, which made me laugh.
You looked at the...
[laughing]
This... This... I don't think this shot works.
- [laughter] - I don't think it works.
That's when you say your line, Jacob.
- You say it first. - No, you go, "What's going on?"
Is it me first?
Tom is not from Holland.
- Mm-mm. - Isn't that weird?
[making robotic noises]
[man 4] Very handsome.
I feel like Chris Pratt.
[imitating web shooters]
- Stop it! - You see that?
That's it. He actually does the sound effects for the movie.
Whoa!
There are so many.
- Ohh! - More birds! More birds!
- Oh, there you go. - Ah! Mother...
[man 5] Look at the bird on your shoulder.
[man 6] The one that's trying to peck your eye out.
You never sat and watched a spider build its web?
Spiderweb hit my face. You know what I mean?
- Right. - Coincidence? Hmm?
[man 7] It's bad, and you're all gonna die.
You're on vacation, and you're all gonna die.
Ned, that's perfect.
- Oh, yeah? - Twenty.
- Twenty? - Yeah, yeah.
Next one. I'll get the next one.
Yes.
- This guy. - [man 8] One more time.
Three.
[laughs slowly]
Who's laughing now?
Yeah, awesome.